LETTER TO MY DEAR SON

Dear Son, I’ve been watching you closely for the past few days with admiration. I must admit that I’m proud of you. Looking at you reminds me of my days also. Days when we were young with the free-est bloods in the world flowing. When all that we did was tied down to the women folk. Son, that time is here again in my life and I see it pass through you. 

In time past, some of my friends lived life like there’s no tomorrow. I can’t guarantee you that it’s well with them today just because of the kind of women they blended with. Like I’m saying to you, my father once told me, watch every woman closely before befriending especially if you want to make her a wife. Try to get to know her mother. If she fits your taste at an old age, your lady will suit you when she’s old.

Fear girls that are between the ages of 15 to 23. They no get sense. I repeat, “them no get sense” although they look beautiful. That beauty is what they mostly can give and it ends there. If you don’t believe me, take a look at your sister and her friends around the same age . In the house, she acts normal but outside, she’s a cat and anything running through her mind. Even when you find the woman of your dreams, never you let her know you all. Give her your best. The spirit of "see finish" is stronger in women than in men. When she feels she’s seen all of you, she’ll likely press and that “mumu button” found.

My dear son, there’s a spirit roaming about in women known as feminism. If you don’t want to end up with a broken home, run away from feminist-women. That spirit calls for equality, equity and related jargons. It allows for a man to cook and wash plates, provide for the wife, go to the market, and also allows a woman to come back late from work, to go visit her friends anytime she wants (even male friends) etc but the spirit tags any man who has female friends "A Cheat". Don’t fall for that. In as much as it allows for all, it doesn’t allow you relate with your female friends like she does to men. Questioning anything she does calls for break up or divorce even if you have 12 kids. My guy-no gree!

Use your head to understand your woman, trust God for her but build up a mind set that she’ll lie to you anytime. When she does, keep your cool. Don’t raise your voice. A woman when asked will tell you she’s dated “just” two men. Na lie many of them dey talk. If they dated just two, what’s their body count? A woman will date over 16 men, sleep around and be popular like a campaign slogan, yet will tell you, I’ve had sex with my ex only. People change that I know but if you marry her, you’ve married an ashewo and you know what they say, “ashewo wey marry, na holiday she go.”(no be me talk am shaa)

When you find a virgin, value her. Keep her till your wedding day and pop the cherry. If you opened her up before marriage, her value might become worthless. She might stray away like a goat along the way- she’ll find her way back. When she comes back, teach her a lesson but don’t hate her and don’t make her regret coming back.

Don’t feel good collecting anything from a woman(worth noting). She might use it against you one day. When you are down and can’t do a thing, find a way to survive. Men have a special way of surviving no matter how bad the situation.
 

Never you hit a woman
Never argue with her
Never cry for her or show signs of weakness
Laugh moderately and frown moderately

You can engage a woman with 10 rings and she’ll still cheat. Have a mind set that anything is possible. I’ve seen bright men brought to ruins because they didn’t expect a woman to let them down. The downfall is so enormous that they can’t rise again. Don’t let that happen to you. When she’s with you, she’s your girlfriend. If she’s not, she’s our girlfriend.

Finally son, don’t be in a hurry to have sex with a woman. Some women are there as destiny helpers. It’s easier for an ex you never slept with to help you than a woman who has children for you. Befriend any type you want; tall, short, plumpy, thin, lean, wide, sharp, curved, etc. but don’t be in a hurry to get the visa to their London. You might date the president’s next wife and she could help you some day. Always remember that you are a man and that the world will try to substitute the role play of a man but can’t. Women will scream whatever right but don’t forget that it’s part of what makes them women.

Start learning to love, control and provide for your sisters and a wife won’t be hard to for you to handle.

Goodluck!
Your Chauvinistic Dad/male rights promoter